School Visit Tour

Yesterday, I visited my high school. Well, it's last January when I graduated from the school. So did I visit the school for the first time in 11 months? Thanks to somebody's carelessness, it was for the first time just in 2 months :$ In October, with some gangs, I already visited the school to get some certification papers for the applications. B,b, but! I forgot to get some of the papers :$ So I had to go get what I didn't get when I visited in October.



The school is far away from the station. So I walked up the mountain (my high school is located at the top of a mountain(￣ー+￣)) Btw, it was snowy(￣ー+￣)



After I got the papers, I talked with teachers. I heard some secrets among teachers(▼∀+▼)

New videos of me singing at Karaoke :P

Went to Karaoke today(￣ー+￣)!! Watch them :P :P :P



○BURN -フメツノフェイス-




○MVP




○SUPER LOVE SONG

Me singing video samples. Go buy the DVD if you want the full versions (H)

○Me singing "ZERO" (from the rap part to the last chorus part) at Karaoke(￣ー+￣)

○Me singing "Wonderful Opportunity" (from the last chorus part, with the dance) at Karaoke(￣ー+￣)

○Me singing "Don't Leave Me" (from the last chorus part, including the shouting part) at Karaoke(￣ー+￣)

Steven Tyler's leaving the band!?

It seems Joe Perry almost officially announced that Steven's leavening Aerosmith and he is calling for a new singer for Aerosmith...

Well I can't believe it...
I really can't believe two things...
The two have played music together for over 40 years even though they had some discords some times, and now are they really getting apart??
Also, I don't know why I am not being called for the new singer by Joe... I didn't change my email address, so why the hell am I not getting an invitation from him??

You know 3 my favorite bands in the world are B'z firstly, and then the rest is Aerosmith and El Canto del Loco. And now Aerosmith and ECDL are not doing any activity... and one of them is collapsing... This is so sad┐(´ー｀)┌

To make my feelings better, B'z are talking about thier future that they will continute thier activity at least for 10 years more, in the magazine that I just bought today. The interview was quite good. Also, the cover of the book was so cool.

The poster of this is going to be the prize for the readers. 100 people can get it. I will of course apply for the lottery(￣ー+￣)

Btw, Shane (the drummer of B'Z!) became open to fans on Facebook. He posts some photos as well as on his blog. I found this one on his page. This photo's from Hollywood Rock Walk that B'z received the award.

English Translation of "SAHARA" by Slash feat. Koshi Inaba from B'z

The official release day of this song, collaborated by Slash, the former guitarist of GUNS 'N ROSES and Koshi Inaba from B'z is tomorrow. But I could get the single today. It was a little bit sad Koshi didn't sing the song in English despite his great English. But he, in the interview in the magazine that also I got today, said he thought it wouldn't be good if his English song was in a lot of English songs by native English singers.

So here's the English translation of "SAHARA".
You can watch the song here!

"SAHARA" by Slash feat. Koshi Inaba from B'z
(*)Your teeth a little crookedly aligned, and your sticking touch
The light of the big sign in the outside of window I was looking at

Sorry I don't remember anything about you (Anything about you)
It's been gone away, this and that (this and that)
Tonight, somehow I'm more thirsty than usual

Before the dawn, you fell asleep, it was surely you, not me
With lots of glib words having been carried away, being clumsy, yeah it was me

Sorry I don't remember anything about you (Anything about you)
Covered with sand, this and that (this and that)
A red-hot wind is blowing inside of my mind

It was a mass of burning young jealousy
I really wanted to have you

Sorry I don't remember anything about you (Anything about you)
It's gone away, this and that. (this and that)
Forget myself and go on a spree and hurt somebody

I can't let it go... anything about you (Anything about you)
It has ruined everything, this and that (this and that)
Shiny days are being buried forever

(*)This part sounds odd, but it was kinda strange in the original lyrics in Japanese too, and all these parts are for the chorus part. "I don't remember anything about you" "including your teeth, your touch, the light of the sign..."

Translated by Koh
English Advisor : Gail

My first SAT Tests tomorrow, but...

But you know I have neved finished the preparation for the exams... Well the Math section in the Reasoning Test, it's quite easy, like what you learn at primary school in my country. But the English sections!! The words still are too much unfamiliar to me. Firstly it was like "Oh I don't know 95% of the words in the test".

And so so you know how it's like now? I still don't get most of the words in the test┐(´ー｀)┌ I first got inspired for the preparation and remembered some words, and then somehow lost the inspiration┐(´ー｀)┌ So I was just being real lazy.

And then, like I wrote in this post, I found that I really have to work on the vocab study, so I did... For 3 days :$ and then became lazy again expecting that I would finish 5000 words in the three days before the exams. Yeah so I restarted the study just a few days ago... キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!! It didn't work like how I expected(」 ゜□゜)」 I'm still at the half of the vocab book having the tests tomorrow.

I think I won't do well this time. But I also found I will be able to make it so great next time because I have gotten great inspiration that I have never had before this big one. I'll put out all of what I have now on the exams tomorrow, but it's never likely to be great scores. But I will get over 790, out f 800, on all the 4 or 5 exams next time(￣ー+￣)!!キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!

Do you know how you say failling for two years in Japanese? It's Nirou. And if for three years, it's called Sanrou or Saburo. Ohhhh, Saburo!! One of the greatest players for the "Marines" is "Saburo"!! (▼∀+▼)

My "MY LOELY TOWN" on Piano

At the middl, I'm being ガイジキタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!! Well this time I practiced before I take the video, and I have not studied for a while seriouslyキタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!
★B'z on Piano★ "MY LONELY TOWN＋α -Koh Mix-"


Here's the Gaiji part removed version...
★B'z on Piano★ "MY LONELY TOWN -Koh Mix-"


I'm gonna write That '70s Show stuff after 7th of this month.... Laterﾉｼ

El Canto del Loco is taking some rest...

No hasta luego, por favor(▼∀+▼)
One of my favorite bands El Canto del Loco has announced they will stop thier activity for a while... I just hope they'll restart thier work soon...
I also wonder if they mean that they want me to succeed them!?(｣ ゜□゜)｣

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/10/30/madrid/1256874181.html
"El Canto del Loco arrasa en Madrid y anuncia un 'hasta luego'"

Does anyone want me as an arranger?? (▼∀+▼)

★B'z on Piano★ "MY LONELY TOWN (Ballad Version) -Koh Style-"

Here I mixed my playing piano and playing keyboard, the slow strings sound. At the middle, I'm acting a rock singer, like Koshi:P I posted this video on YouTube as usual, but also posted on Niconico Video, a Japanese video sharing website where many harsh comments can be posted on the video. Well, really on the video, like the comments displayed on the video at the part the criticians directed. The other video I posted on Niconico Video, I got some comments like "Gross, Die!! You idiot!". Definitely I will get same kinds of comments this time. Avavavavavava.

Oh and, I already watched some more episodes of "That '70s Show". I'm gonna write about them later~

My "Don't Leave Me" on Piano and Vocalolol

★B'z on Piano★ "Don't Leave Me -Koh Style-" (The 1st Verse＋α)

I'm not responsible if your ears get broken with the romantic ending of this video.

My "STARDUST TRAIN" on Piano

★B'z on Piano★ "STARDUST TRAIN -Koh Style-"

This song's as good as MY LONELY TOWN(▼∀+▼)

My iPod is broken!!

Since yesterday, my iPod has been wrong. Like every time I connect my iPod to the computer, my iTunes anyhow freezes. I restored the iPod... But it still didn't work. Well, the syncing started as well, but feezed after a while again. But if I disconnect it and connect it again, sometimes it worked. So I repeatedly disconnected and connected to the computer. Then... my iPod started having this screen┐(´ー｀)┌

According to the official support page, I just have to put my iPod into Disk Mode, but I can't set so... even though I've tried many times following the indication.

http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1463

Anyway, so if the President of Apple Company is seeing this, please give me some apology and give me another iPod, wit 500G space... Then you know, I will forgive you...

English Translations of the New Messages from B'z Members

TAK : Sorrowful "MY LONELY TOWN". Please listen to it on long autum nights by all means!!

Koshi : Throughout this autumn, listen to the song recalling your own "MY LONELY TOWN"...

Got the new single "MY LONELY TOWN" by B'z!!

Although the official release date is tomorrow, since my near CD store, just like most other stores, had "Flying Get System", I bought the B'z new single "MY LONELY TOWN" today! Of course, the limited edition with the DVD of the music video. I like this song so much. I think it will be in my 5 favorite B'z songs out of hundreds of thier songs!

The only sad part was that in the studio sound, Koshi doesn't scream at the end of the song unlike at live shows. I will have to do that myself :P So if you find a guy's screaming like crazy on the street, or on the train, maybe it's me listening to the song, especially when the last part is being played :P

ﾉｼ

Nightwish is such a good band, but I had a Nightmare┐(´ー｀)┌

I feel more tired after I took a nap(´ー`)(*´Д｀)=з

In the dream, I had to fight with a lot of cockroaches and some more insects(゜д゜) All I had was two cans of insecticides. All the walls, staircases in my house were full of cockroaches, unfortunatelly I dropped one of the spray cans when the other was getting short of. So my last resistance was in vain, I had no choice but to wake up to turn away from this nightmare┐(´ー｀)┌　Btw, I feel totally tired now(´ー`)ノ Anyway I'd produce a movie, "Cockroaches the Great War" based on this story. Does anybody want to act a role of a cockroach?

But this wasn't an internecine, I'm not an insect, and my hands are not feelers for the sake of some guys who defined so, and also called my karate chop as "insect chop":P Btw, the great song by B'z is "Giri Giri Chop":P

Season 1 Episode 4 “Battle of the Sexists”

~Outline~
Eric and Donna argue, after she continually defeats him in various sports and games. Jackie pressures Donna to let Eric win, while Hyde and Fez pressure Kelso to stand up to Jackie. Red's job hours at the auto plant are cut back and he is forced to stay home, keeping himself occupied by "fixing" things, much to Kitty's dismay.

~Vocabulary~
○impersonation
Jackie : Do your Chico impersonation.

○Exodus
○Deuteronomy
Eric : You're dreaming. It's like comparing (Red's coming in) Exodus and Deuteronomy both of
which have taught us very valuable lessons.

○crock pot
Kitty : I gotta go hide the crock pot.

○on one's feet
Eric : Forman has the ball. He fakes left. He fakes right. The crowd is on their feet!

○saw
Red : I'm getting the saw.

○wuss
Fez : Yes, but this is America, wuss.

○thigh
○spank
Fez : Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you.

○be going through a rough patch
Kitty : So I gather you and Donna are going through a rough patch.

○stab
Donna : Don't worry about it. Someone will stab Eric. Bye.

○coming down with
Eric : With you? I'd love eto, but I'm kind of tired and my wrist hurts, and I think I'm coming down with the flu.

○forefather
Hyde : Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.

○clump
Donna, you sat on my chest and made me eat a clump of dirt.

○reservoir
○skinny-dipping
Jackie : You know what would be a good romantic scene in movie? The night we had by the reservoir when we went skinny-dipping.

~Funny Lines~
Jackie : I'm waiting.
Eric : Forget it.
Hyde : Just say it and she'll go home.
Eric : Fine. You're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee.
Jackie : Thank you. Now, Michael, call me tonight at 8:00.
Kelso : But that's when Chico And The Man is on.
Jackie : I know. But I like it when you describe it to me. Do your Chico impersonation.
Kelso : I don't think these guys really want to hear my...
Eric : Sure we would.
Hyde : Go ahead, Michael. By all means. Please.
Kelso : All right. [Mimicking Freddy Prinze] Looking good!

Eric : Kelso, quick question. Why can't you date someone a little less annoying?
Kelso : Like who?
Eric : What about Barbara Vensen?
Kelso : She's just as annoying as Jackie.
Hyde : Yeah, but her boobs are huge.
Kelso : So?
Hyde : Do you find that annoying?
Kelso : Pam Macy. Now she's got some knockers, baby.
Hyde : True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's.
Kelso : Yeah, they are.
Eric : You're dreaming. It's like comparing (Red's coming in) Exodus and Deuteronomy both of which have taught us very valuable lessons. Hi Dad.

Hyde : Look, the issue isn't, are Pam's big, right? They issue is, are they bigger than Barbara's? Because Barbara's are bigger than (Kitty's coming down) the walls of Jericho, which, as we all kow, came tumbling down, right? Hello, Mrs. Forman.

Kitty : Hi. Eric, did your father come down here?
Eric : Yeah, he's fixing the dryer.
Kitty : Dear. You know ever since the plant cut back his hours, he spends all his time fixing things. Things that don't need fixing, Things I need. Things I use. Things I love. I gotta go hide the crock pot .

Kelso : If he's like this now, he's gonna be a total headcase, if they shut down the plant. He's gonna be this pathetic guy. (Red's opening the door) With breasts the size of watermelons! Is what Moses said to the Egyptians.
Red : Kelso, go home.

Eric : Forman has the ball. He fakes left. He fakes right. The crowd is on their feet !

Kelso : Donna beat you in basketball?
Fez : Is this true, Eric?
Eric : Yeah. What, is that a big deal?
Hyde : Of course not. Unless, Donna happens to be, you know, a girl.
Kelso : Especially a girl you love.
Fez : You know, in my country, if a woman beast you, it makes her want you.
Eric : Really?
Fez : Yes, but this is America, wuss.
Kelso : Wuss, wuss, wuss.
Hyde : Kelso, would you stop that?Wuss wuss wuss.
Eric : Wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.
Fez : Whipped like the family pig.
Kelso : I am no pig-whipped. Whre do you even get that stuff.
Hyde : Are you kidding? Michael, call me at 8:00.
Eric : Michael, do you Chico impression.
Fez : Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you. Please, someone else talk now.

Bob : Midge, this table is a little wobbly. Stick some sugar packets under it, will you?

Midge : Honey, I think your annoyinng friend is right.

Midge : Honey. Men don't control the world.
Bob : Okay, I'll see you later.
Midge : Honey, could you open this jar for me?
Bob : Sure thing, pudding.
Midge : I'm so lucky to have my big, strong grizzly bear around.
Donna : First of all yuck. Second, things don't even work like that anymore. That's what the Equal Rights Amendment is for.
Midge : That's good dear. You stick to your principles. And 40 years from now, you can tell all your cats how you won a basketball game.

Jackie : Skey, she was going like, "That is so gross!" And I went like, "It takes one to know one!" And she was like, "No." and I went , "Yeah."
Kelso : Aha.
Hyde : Man, are you still on the phone? Come one, let's go.
Kelso : I can't.
Hyde : The movie starst in five minutes. Let's go.
Kelso : I can't.
Hyde : Wuss.
Kelso : Jackie, hold on. Okay, I'll tell her there's an emergency and I gotta go. She'll buy that, right?
Hyde : Yeah, except for one thing. (Hyde indicatings Kelso's hiding the wrong part)

Donna : Have you been practicing? My goodness, what a super shot.
Eric : Donna, what are you doing?
Donna: I'm losing to you, you big, strong grizzly bear.

Kitty : Your father's fixing my refrigerator!

Hyde : You could, and I know this is a ridical suggestion, be a man?
Kelso : You're right man. No more excuses.
Fez : She will crush him, yes?
Hyde : Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers
Fez : My forefathers were not Mayan.
Hyde : Like anyone cares.
Jackie : So Michael.
Kelso : So Jackie. I didn't mean to make you hang up on me. I'm sorry. It will never happen again.

Hyde : I'm sorry. I remember saying, be a man, not be a wuss.
Fez : I am ahamed to know you.

Donna : Hey, remember when we were eight and I beat you at wrestling? That was fun.
Eric : Donna, you sat on my chest and made me eat a clump of dirt.
Red : That was pretty sad, Eric.
Eric : What?
Red : Come on, I'm going to teach you how to play backetball. We got four hours untill your bedtime and we are gonna drill and drill.
Eric : But I thought that Mom needed your help.
Kitty : I can't hear you, Eric, I'm ironing. Lalala~
Red : We'll start you off with 100 squat thrusts.

Jackie : So Barbra Streisand became this huge star, right? But Kris Kristofferson could not take it anymore. so he drinks and crashes his car. Isn't that romantic?
Fez : Say, Yes, it is.
Kelso : "Yes, it is."
Jackie : I just love romantic movies, don't you?
Fez : Yes, I do.
Kelso : "Yes, I do."
Jackie : You know what would be a good romantic scene in movie? The night we had by the reservoir when we went skinny-dipping. Remember?
Fez : No, describe it to me.
Kelso : "No, describe it to me."
Jackie : Michael, you're so bad. Okay, the water was really cold. So I dove in, well you know.
Fez : "No I don't know."
Jackie : "Michael!"

Well, considering how Jackie behaved in the late seasons, Jackie in this first season looks super annoying lol

My "MY LOELY TOWN" (the chorus part only) and "OCEAN" on Piano

Want your 5 stars :$ :P Niyaniya キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!

B'z on Piano "MY LONELY TOWN -Koh Style-"

B'z on Piano "OCEAN -Koh Mix-"

Congrats! 100 Visitors!

Although some of the 100 visitors would be myself, now I'm extremely grinning to see the hit counter of this blog having recorded 100 visitors :P

Mathematically, in 100 days, it's gonna be over 1,000 :P But I know it doesn't work like that, because I'm neither Sheldon nor Leonard:P

Btw, my SAT test will be in a month! And I have only done up to page 10 out of 84 pages for the preparation キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!

Anyway the new single by B'z will be released in a week(￣ー+￣) Does anybody want me to cover the song? :P (▼∀+▼)

English Translation of "Eres Tonto" by El Canto del Loco

"Eres Tonto" by El Canto Del Loco
(The original lyrics here : http://www.elcantodelloco.com/personas/eres-tonto)

This story I'm telling you is like a cry
A desperate voice, this is a cry for help

Waiting for help cause I don't see things that satisfy me
Waiting for help cause I don't see enough love at all

I stop by and ask myself "Why don't you live surrounded by more real and looking for imbalance?"
Then you'll be filled with courage and will quit committing suicide
You don't have to depend on the feeling of being loved

You're too much thinking with your head and not enough through your skin
You're stupid!
But what we are is what we are and you just don't want to admit it
You're stupid!
If you don't like yourself, then you're not living a life
You're stupid!
But that's something that you had since your birth

And tomorrow, you'll wake up and get up from the bed, will fight with your tomorrow and look at yur face, then you'll find you're nothing special

You're stupid!
Leave the street without thinking stupid things
Reveal all of your life
All of your life

Seems like everybodys go stupid as a mode
You pretend to be a nice person
Why don't you just like yourself even if only a little
(*)Why's not how you are is what you are or something similar to it?(*)<- Por que no eres tu mismo y no algo parecido

You're too much thinking with your head and not enough through your skin

You're stupid!
But what we are is what we are and you just don't want to admit it
You're stupid!
If you don't like yourself, then you're not living a life
You're stupid!
But that's something that you had since your birth

And tomorrow, you'll wake up and get up from the bed, will fight with your tomorrow and look at yur face, then you'll find you're nothing special

You're stupid!
Leave the street without thinking stupid things
Reveal all of your life
All of your life

(You're stupid!)

And tomorrow, you'll wake up and get up from the bed, will fight with your tomorrow and look at yur face, then you'll find you're nothing special

You're stupid!
Leave the street without thinking stupid things
Reveal all of your life
All of your life
(You are stupid!)

Translated by Koh
English Advisor : Gail

English Translation of "MY LONELY TOWN" by B'z

I will polish the English later, and will have things to change since the original lyrics haven't been shown officially yet.

"MY LONELY TOWN" by B'z (the original lyrics here)

We, friends gather under the light, and then talk and laugh
But it's impossible for anyone to understand each other

People are creatures that live their own life
We shouldn't forget about that

In this town where everybody's walking alone,
If I could meet you one day, that would be a wonderful incident
This is my lonely town under the moonlight

I can't stop thinking people who don't realize a little emotion are clumsy guys
But they might be laughing at me having the same thought

Can't stay alone anymore, everybody has a moment to feel so
It's different from impossible love
Touching my wandering heart

I somehow find that I can be in sympathy with someone, and then barely feel the same

In this town where everybody's walking alone, we all are having different dreams
Looking for another side of ourselves secretly so that we don't have to hide anything

If I can't stay here forever, let's just get away from here and travel
But I will be back here someday cause I can't dislike my lonely town
Touching my wandering heart

Translated by Koh
English Advisor : Gail

English Translation of "Ichibu To Zenbu" by B'z

"Ichibu To Zenbu/A Part and Everything" by B'z (the original lyrics here)

"You know only a little of me"
I don't feel bad if you smirk with that line

Your meaningful voice that I heard before I was born
That's much enough for me to enjoy my whole life.

It's simply impossible to know everything about you
Why we want to conquer anything persistently to to pursue perfection? (desperately)
It's enough if we have one point to continue loving each other.

Even if it's just a part of you, that's what I surely am fond of
Like you with knitted eyebrows when you're confused, or your softness when I hold you that makes me feel relieved

If we think we've grasped everything of each other,we'll hurt again
What we really need is the great feeling when we touch each other (Oh, you're the one)
It's enough if we have one point to continue loving each other

Something that only you know (I can't tell)
Something that only I can see (You never know)
All of them are real things

We don't realize that everything is a part of something
If we find the reason we love each other
Try not to lose anymore (Oh, you're the one)
It's enough if we have one point to continue loving each other
It's really enough

Translated by Koh
English Advisor : Gail

My "Ichibu To Zenbu" on Piano

B'z on Piano "イチブトゼンブ -Koh Mix-"

B'z on Piano "イチブトゼンブ -Koh Style- "

Season 1 Episode 3 “Streaking”

~Outline~
The guys decide to streak when President Gerald Ford comes to town for a campaign stop. The town committee chooses Red to ask the President a question and Donna refuses to wear an American flag jumpsuit her father, Bob, gives her.

~Vocabulary~
○dehydrate
Jackie : I am so dehydrated.

○whistle-stop
Jackie : Because we are a whistle-stop along his Wisconsin campaign trail .

○keister
Red : It's not like he's coming to our house, and if he did, I'd kick him in the keister.

○shenanigan
Principal : So no shenanigans, you hear me?

○rally
Jackie's father : Now, the most important part of our presidential rally is the townspeople "Q" and "A" section.

○torch
Fez : Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?

○fuzz
Hyde : "I hate the fuzz" on my ass.

○snazzy
Bob : Pretty snazzy?

○asinine
Red : This is asinine.

○hound
Kelso : I'm itching to release the hound here.

○queer
Donna : My Dad's gonna make me wear this really queer jumpsuit.

○gout
Kitty : Sixteen years later, she got the gout and died.

○streaker
Fez : I bet he's a streaker, too.

○shucks
Eric : Shucks

~Funny Lines~
Eric : Here. Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
Jackie : I told you my top three choices were Tab, Fresca, or Diete Rite.
Eric : Again, you get Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
Jackie : Thenn I'll just have water.
Donna : You know, there's a hose in the backyard.

Kitty : The President of these United States, Gerald R. Ford, the 36th... 40th? I don't know. He's the President.

Red : Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty :Red, President Ford didn't take your job. he took Nixon's.
Red : Eric, we're waiting.
Eric : Well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red : That's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.

Jackie's father : Now, look, we're talking about adult stuff here. Why don't you and your friend head up to your room? Now, the most important part of our presidential rally is the townspeople "Q" and "A" section.
Bob : Just so, everyone's clear. The "Q" stands for "Question", the "A" for "Answer." All yours, Jack.

Eric : but I think my dad might kill me, and I'm anti-being killed.

Donna : You're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.
Kelso : A bunch of naked idiots.

Red : They took my job, my stability, now they want to take away my right of free speech
Kitty : You still have the Toyota, it gets great mileage.
Red : Where is the America that I knew as a boy? Where? You tell me, dear God, where?
Eric : Okay, I really hate being in this room right now.

Eric : Did you write, "I hate the fuzz" on your butt?
Hyde : Yeah. Donna, here's your lipstick back.
Donna : Keep it.

Kelso : Hey, you hitting on my girlfriend?
Jackie : Michael, he's not.
Man : Hey, man. You wanna go? Come on.
Kelso : Yeah, let's go,, cowboy... You are so lucky I'm naked, pal.

Midge : There's supposed to be a blue field of stars there.

Kelso : There's another guy in a trench coat.
Fez : I bet he's a streaker, too.
Eric : No Fez, he's with Secret Service.
Fez : How about that man?
Eric : Yeah, Secret Service.
Fez : And that man?
Everybody : Yeah.
Fez : And that man with the dog?
Eric : Yeah.
Fez : The dog is looking at us. Come here, boy.
Eric : No Fez!
Hyde : Oh, man, I just thought of something.
Everybody : What?
Hyde : What are we going to do with our trench coats?I mean, after we rip them off, we can't come back here and get them.
Eric : Shucks
Hyde : God, this is all my fault. You know what? I'll hold the coats. You guys streak.
Kelso : I just thought of something, too. We're naked, and there's a lot of dogs here. Maybe we should just sit down.
Hyde : I'm in.
Eric : Me, too.
Fez : Me, too.

Donna : Are you gonna streak?
Eric : No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. We're all very chicken.
Donna : That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked.
Eric : You've never seen me naked.
Donna : Like a zillion times. When we were kids, you were always running around the neighborhood naked, screaming, "Wee, wee! Pee, pee!"

Red : Good night.
Eric : Good night, Red.
Red : And next time, don't wear black socks. You looked like an ass.

I was kinda surprised that I could understand most of the episode without knowing many words when I watched this first time. (I didn't look up words when I watched it first time unlike this time.) This work, writing down lots of lines are tiresome, but the show's so good for me not to feel tired!

Season 1 Episode 2 “Eric's Birthday”

~Outline~
Eric's 17th birthday is approaching, and he tries to prevent his mother, Kitty, from throwing him a surprise birthday party. Donna tells Jackie she kissed Eric, and Jackie helps her choose a meaningful gift for him. Meanwhile, Eric's older sister, Laurie, returns home from college for a visit.

~Vocabulary~
○compatible
Red : Parts have to be compatible, Eric.

○frosting
Kitty : Get a large can of frosting.

○fallopian tube
Eric : First the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall.

○bandy
Kitty : I just don't like my little boy bandying those words about.

○bump
Red : Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.

○sorely
Kitty : So don't think you're getting one or you will be sorely disappointed.

○lawn
Red : Happy Birthday. You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself.

○bun
○dill
Kitty : We have more buns and sweet pickles if you don't like the dill.

○Yahtzee
Midge : Bob is very good at Yahtzee.

~Funny Lines~
Donna : It’s still three naked women with a dog.
Fez : I want to be the Hooterville dog.

Hyde : She's not a goddess. She's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.

Laurie : It'll only take me a minute.
Eric : I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long.

Eric : But I need a favor.
Laurie : For you? I don't think so.

Kelso : Your sister wants me. I mean you saw her coming on to me, right?
Hyde : Let him go.
Kelso : Remember? I said, "Hello, Laurie." And Laurie said... "Hello, Kelso."
Laurie hallucinated by Kelso : I'm waiting and I want you. Baby. Take me now. I need it bad. I need it all night. I'm completely naked under this. And I'm hot for you, Kelso.
Kelso : What? You didn't see it?

Red : So how's your friend Janice?
Laurie : Pregnant.
Kitty : She was such a nice girl. How does that happen?
Eric : First the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall.
Red : Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear.

Eric : Laurie, I just remembered. I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser on account of I hate you.
Red : Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser. It's old and undependable. It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. It's okay for Eric, but you're taking the Toyota. And here's $20.
Laurie : Will that cover gas?
Kitty : It should. Honey, give her another $10, just in case.
Eric : You know, I could probably use some gas money.
Red : Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.

Eric : Donna? Donna, it's 3 a.m. Are you crazy?
Donna hallucinated by Eric : Crazy? Crazy in love with you. What is i about you that drives me wild with passion and desire?
Eric : I am 17 now.
Donna hallucinated by Eric : Shut up and sit down. I have to give you your birthday present. It can't wait any longer. Close your eyes.
Eric : This is my birthday present?
Donna hallucinated by Eric : No, that's my nightgown. I'm your present. Open your eyes, birthday boy.
Kitty : Suprise!

Red : Happy Birthday. You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself.

Kitty : Hi, kids. I need your help with something. Jackie, Donna, Michael, Steven, young man with an accent, could you give me a hand? Not you Eric!

Eric : Wow! I mean, Yeah.
Kitty : It's an eight-track tape player.
Eric : Cassettes. Great. Thanks, Hyde.
Hyde : You're welcome.
Kitty : Let's put them in the eight-track and play them.

Laurie : Okay, I'd love to stay, but I'm leaving.
Eric : Buy us some beer? We'll pay double.
Laurie : Do you really think that beer will make your little party better?
Everybody : Yes.
Laurie : I admit it would give some young people a sense of maturity but it would be a false maturity, and that would be wrong.
Eric : So you're not going to do it?
Laurie : Of course not. Now I'm going off to jin my legal friends at a party with a keg. Bye.
Kelso : So, Laurie, where's the party? You know, maybe we'll cruise by later.
Laurie : In your dreams, you idiot.
Kelso : Okay, you guys had to see that.

Kitty : The liquor cabinet?
Red : It's locked.
Kitty : What if there's an emergency?
Red : They'll call.
Kitty : What if they run out of chips?
Red : They'll starve.

Kitty : Well, planty could happen. Plenty.
Kitty as Donna : Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want.
Kitty as Jackie : Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kitty as Kelso : Hey look. Coasters. Forget coasters!
Kitty as Eric : Please, fellas... My mom put out coasters for a reason.
Kitty as Hyde : I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way it will leave a ring.
Kitty as Eric : No! Why didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Kitty as Fez : Quiet, you silly American! I am making a long distance call on your parents' phone.
Kitty as Eric : But that's immoral.
Kitty as Fez : In my country of, wherever it is I am from, I can never tell. Morals get in the way of a good dirty time. But first, I need to eat some chips. What? Out of chips? Now I am mad. I must shoot something.
Kitty as Eric : Not the littlest hobo! Why?
Red : You're over-reacting.

Kitty : Look at this. We never thought to put a candle out here. It is just so romantic.
Red : Let's keep moving. There's nothin to see out here.
Kitty : We have candles in the bedroom, don't we?

Hyde : Come on, Forman, go for it.
Eric : The door's open, we can hear you. We can see you.
Fez : Is he kissing her?
Hyde : None of us can see them. Fez.
Fez : Eric are you kissing her?

Kelsoキタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!! I think he hallucinates as much as I do! I wanted to appear in the show, but apparently I'm not called. Probably becuase I'm the same as Kelso except I'm cooler than him a little bit or a lot:P

OMG OMG Michael!

I had to scream "OMG" in a more disgusting way than Jackie!

I had two serious problems, one of them has been solved. Well now it's fine since the solved one was the gravest one.

Well, the deadline for my college application is Dec 31th, so I need to take both the SAT test and the SAT Subject tests before that. So I was going to take all my tests on December 5th. Today I checked how to register for the tests again (I did the same thing before) to make sure I can register without a problem. Then in the page you choose the test day, the December one wasn't shown up but only November and January were the choices I could choose. So I was like "January is too late, but hey, November's too early for me considering how much I've prepared so far".

To make the thing worse, I found a rule which I didn't know at all in their website. "Students cannot take the SAT Subject Tests and the SAT during the same test administration." That means I will have to take the SAT tests and on a day and the SAT Subject tests on another day. So probablly November 7th for the SAT test, and December 5th for the SAT Subject tests. (Or November for the SAT Subject tests and the other in December.) Well anyway I have to take one in November and the other in December. But I couldn't choose December, it was even not appeared in the choices in the registering form. Ok what could make me stat calm? B'z songs? Aerosmith songs? Not really. I was totally upset.

So the biggest problem I had was "I can't take all of the tests I need if I can't take one of them in December." I was upset also because "Taking the test in November is really too early anyway".

And then I figured out the reason I didn't see the choice of taking the test in December in the registering form maybe because I'm such a genius? It was because I had left my registering incomplete before. So the biggest problem was solved, but then I had to decide how to do exactly right away since the deadline for registering the Novermber one was today.

I had two choices then.
1. The SAT test in November and The SAT Subject tests (World History and Math I) in December.
2. The SAT Subject tests (Math I and Math II since the World History test is not available in November) in November and The SAT test in December.

Well finally I chose the first choice since the score of Math II would be awful. But, the score of the SAT test English sections will be so bad considering I'm taking the test one month earlier than I expected! I haven't prepared enough really!

Now let's see how a smart boy can do in a short period(￣ー+￣)

Season 1 Episode 1 “That '70s Pilot”

~Outline~
In the first episode, Red Forman and his wife Kitty hands the keys to the Vista Cruiser to their son, Eric, to use. Through persuasion from his friends, Eric uses the car to get out of town for a Todd Rundgren concert in Milwaukee with his closest friends: Donna, Hyde, and Kelso. Eric also decides to invite the new foreign kid from school named Fez. Kelso's girlfriend Jackie invites herself along, and Eric is uncomfortable around Donna when Kelso inadvertently tells Eric that Donna likes him.

~Vocabulary~
○versatile
Kitty : I know. I know. Vienna sausages are so versatile.

○groovy
Midge : So, Eric, how do you like Bob’s new hair? Isn’t it groovy?

○darn
Donna : They’re so darn cute.

○frisky
Eric : They’re so frisky.

○hippety-hop
Eric : Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity-hop.

○downhill
Eric : So it’s all downhill from here, sir?

○scar
Eric : When I ride the bus in my nurse’s uniform, people always show me their scars.

○drop into one’s lap
Eric : We didn’t say that. Things don’t just drop into your lap, Eric.

○fluid
Red : Oil changes, road flares, fluids, that’s your job.

○attic
Red : Clean the attic.

○spin
Red : Taking it for a spin, right?

○pull out of the fire
Hyde as Jackie’s father : Speaking of kids, wasn’t it lucky Triple-A pulled Eric’s butt out of the fire when he took the car to Milwaukee without your permission?

○chump out
Kelso : You guys are chumping me out.

○disobedience
Eric : You know, it’s amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for you.

~Funny Lines~
Red : His head looks like a poodle’s ass.
Eric : A poodle’s ass walks into your party.
Red : Eric, don’t use the “ass” word. You’re still in high school.

Hyde : Check it out.
Kelso : Wow
Donna : I see that every day.

Jackie : You don’t want me to go to the concert. Is that it?
Kelso : I didn’t know if you liked music.

Jackie : We can have fun at the concert, too. Especially in the car on the way back.
Kelso : Okay. You can go.

Eric : I want you so bad.
Donna : Eric, it’s a car.
Kelso : Let’s just leave these two kids alone.

Fez : I may not say this right because I am new to English. But she has tremendous breasts, yes?

Fez : I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric : No, it doesn’t work that way with guys.

Hyde : So is Red still thinking about giving you the car maybe?
Kelso : Even if we do get it, we’re gonna need some serious gas money… ‘cause the cruiser’s a boat.
Eric: I know it’s a boat. This whole gas shortage bites.
Fez : Who is getting a boat?
Kelso: Hey, Jackie’s good for gas money.
Eric : You’re such a whore.
Fez : When does the boat get here, whore?

Kitty : Laurie’s friend got pregnant in a car. Don’t let that happen.
Red : If I find one beer can in that car, it’s over.

Eric : Bitching.
Red : Eric, not in front of your mother.
Eric : Thank you, pop… Sir.


Eric : I guess that’s that. We’re not going.
Donna : Eric, do you wanna go?
Eric : He said no trips out of town.
Donna : It’s your car. Do you wanna go?
Eric : But he’s God.

Kitty : The kids are off. I wonder where they’re going.
Red : Out of town.
Kitty : Are you sure?.
Red : Of course. I told them not to.

Hyde : Jackie, parents talk to each other about how we screw up.

Hyde as Jackie’s father : Speaking of kids, wasn’t it lucky Triple-A pulled Eric’s butt out of the fire when he took the car to Milwaukee without your permission?
Eric as Red : What? Why, that twisted little monkey! I’m grounding him for 10 years.


Eric : Are they cheap? Or possibly free?
Randy : $32, minimum.
Kelso : All right. I’ll tell you what. We’ll trade you our battery, plus $5 for one of your batteries.
Randy : That’s a really sweet deal, my friend, but how about this? How about one battery for two concert tickets.
Hyde : We can’t give up two tickets.
Randy : Okay.
Eric : It’s either that or none of us go.
Kelso : So who’s out?
Hyde : Well, there’s always Jackie.
Kelso : Of course, Jackie. I mean, Jackie’s gone. But who else?
Eric : I don’t know. Jackie’s date?

Kelso : You guys are chumping me out.
Eric : I’ve had to listen to her for a good hour.
Fez : A really long hour.

Fez : How can you say God hates you? At least you have a woman’s love. Be happy, whore.

Fez : Hey guys. Randy’s date is a man.
Randy : I have to go to the bathroom, Kevin?
Eric : I’ll explain later.
Jackie : You were so nice to give your ticket away, so you could be with me.
Kelso : Well, Yeah.

Eric : We could go to Canada. We got a new battery, what’s stopping us?
Donna : You know, I think Canada closes at 9:30.

So this is the second time to watch the best sitcom in the world. I laughed and grinned as much as I did when I saw this show first time. My two favorite characters Kelso and Fez are shining in the show anyway!